A debriefing on Earth’s most unstable export.

COL Lab

Operatives, welcome back. Your exposure on Earth to the volatile human construct known as COOL is confirmed. You have returned to the Archive to debrief.

Thus far, findings remain inconclusive: some insist COOL is a resource, others a performance, a weapon, or an elaborate Earth joke—countless contradictions persist.
Your testimony will determine if — and under what terms— the Archive releases COOL to interstellar society.

This is a participatory research exercise: working in pods under live supervision, you’ll classify specimens, run field tests, map patterns, and debate paradoxes—expect to question each other and yourself.

Observation begins now.

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